DOTS: free range porker edition

"Kiltedpadre" (kiltedpadre) 05/04/2019 at 10:49 • Filed to: None

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This little guy was just out sniffing around in my neighborhood this morning.

Ash78, voting early and often > Kiltedpadre 05/04/2019 at 10:56

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Put it in your backyard, then grill some pork chops out front until the owner shows up.

Kiltedpadre > Ash78, voting early and often 05/04/2019 at 11:02

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Maybe put up signs advertising a neighborhood hog roast?

WilliamsSW > Kiltedpadre 05/04/2019 at 11:10

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Mmm mmm, bacon...

TheRealBicycleBuck > Kiltedpadre 05/04/2019 at 11:12

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FFP (future feral pig) - in most places, you have permission to shoot on sight (barring limitations on using firearms in the city)

Seriously, though, it looks like someone lost their pet pig! Perhaps you should try to lure him with some bacon.

$kaycog > Kiltedpadre 05/04/2019 at 11:16

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Oh yum!

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Kiltedpadre 05/04/2019 at 11:44

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F arm to table meal subscription service.

Kiltedpadre > TheRealBicycleBuck 05/04/2019 at 11:48

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I’m thinking lure it with an apple and use a nice mop sauce to keep its skin moist.

shop-teacher > Kiltedpadre 05/04/2019 at 11:54

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Awe, little bacon!

Kiltedpadre > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 05/04/2019 at 11:58

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Whole new meaning to Graze Box.

Kiltedpadre > WilliamsSW 05/04/2019 at 11:59

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TheRealBicycleBuck > Kiltedpadre 05/04/2019 at 12:01

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The tricky part is getting it to swallow the spit.

AfromanGTO > Kiltedpadre 05/04/2019 at 12:43

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See if you can bring the piggie inside. Chances are it wondered off. Use it for instagram photos.

smobgirl > Kiltedpadre 05/04/2019 at 12:55

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I want one! 

Future Heap Owner > $kaycog 05/04/2019 at 13:22

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Kiltedpadre > AfromanGTO 05/04/2019 at 13:43

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We have three cats and a greyhound. Our house is at full animal capacity. I bet pictures of the dog and pig snoozing together would be a hit though.

AfromanGTO > Kiltedpadre 05/04/2019 at 16:17

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Yes! Post pictures!